Happy Friday everyone! Here's hoping you have a nite like this guy.
Today, I woke up with a major hangover. I guess I had a hard night because I was cut up, and also I found a $250 ticket in my pocket that said, “found naked in a tree.” FML
“ Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn’t actually part of his costume. FML
— FML:
11.03.09
